PAT's PICKS!

Hello Friends!

Welcome to my first transmission!

I'm throwing a little party tonight at the Gate in Brooklyn.

For those of you who may be unfamiliar with the Gate it is located at the corner of 5th Avenue and 3rd Street in Brooklyn and for those of you familiar, first get your tuchus over to Great Lakes and show some love and support for my man DAVID McLENDON who grew up across the street from none other than JOHN EDWARDS and is having a release for the third edition of his literary magazine called UNSAID! You can even print out that last sentence and have him edit it for you if you are so inclined. He can do that too. Then get your asses back over to the Gate for some freakin' BEER!

By the way, by tonight I mean January 23d, 2008.

This event we're calling:

PAT'S PICKS!!!!

!!!!...and if you decide that you are going to attend, I'm gonna warn you right now that this is a BEER event, and I spent many precious hours putting this BEER list together and if you're going to attend, you're going to drink some freakin' BEER, K????

And it's good BEER, strong BEER, and it's tasty BEER.

Here is what we have for you:

Flying Dog "Double Dog" Double ESB vintage 2006
Victory "Baltic Thunder" Porter
Southern Tier "Old Man Winter"
Rogue Anniversary Imperial Porter
Stone Coast "840" Double IPA
He'Brew Lenny' RIPA 2X Rye IPA
Flying Dog "Gonzo" Imperial Porter
and the very special...
North Coast "Old Rasputin" Russian Imperial Stout (NITRO)

We will also have the following bottled offerings:

Dogfishhead Raison D'Extra
Hitachino's Nest Espresso Stout

In addition to all this great F'in BEER your gonna have the privilege of being subjected to an entire evening of music that I have created expressly for you. That's right, we're going to turnoff the damn juke-box and I'm going to let my computer create some m'f'in MOJO!

You'll love it!

Now, I want you all to remember one thing...

Patty loves you so come on down and let's hang the F out dudes, K?

COMING VERY SOON:

My dissertation on why Hillary Clinton can NOT get the Democratic nomination!